A still from an Onion News Network video today. Details like this are what make me love The Onion SO MUCH.
After a humbling, fumble-crazed loss in this weekend’s New Orleans-Minneapolis referendum, I suppose there is little else for the people of Minnesota to do but that which they have done for generations: crawl into a darkened, frozen teepee with the St. Paul poet Paul D. Dickinson, and read poetry and drink Hamm’s beer until April.
I am depicted here doing just that. Note the silk scarf and far-off look of consternation. It’s a way of life, reader!
Photo by Cyn Collins.
This one’s for you, pikop.
TPM got its hands on the Democrats’ latest talking points. This one’s fifth:
It is mathematically impossible for Democrats to pass legislation on our own.I want my money back.
There are a dozen awful things about these “talking points”, but this is another one that particularly sparks my ire:
· Saying “no” might be a good political strategy but it does nothing to create jobs or help improve the lives of struggling Americans.
YOU’RE TELLING THE REPUBLICANS THAT THEY’RE USING A GOOD POLITICAL STRATEGY THAT’S NOT GOING TO PERSUADE THEM TO DO ANYTHING DIFFERENTLY YOU MORONS
2:52:57 PM: took too much cold medicine
2:57:47 PM: i kind of like it
2:57:59 PM: as long as my boss leaves me alone and i don’t set anything on fire
David Cross, on his facebook page today.
Love that guy.
Maybe this year will be better than the last.
